"Considerin' that I do what might be called "excessively difficult calculations" for a livin', it seems only fittin' that I would take an interest in readin' about that sort of thing now, wouldn't it? " ☕ ❡ ✔ [artist]
Tardigrade Song
by Cosmo Sheldrake
If I were a tardigrade I'd move out from home Why live in the shrubbery when you could have a throne Pressure wouldn't squash me and fire couldn't burn These are the things that I never will learn These are the things I never will learn
I live in the shrubbery for that's all I crave I don't want these excitements to see me to my grave I can live life in vacuums for years with no drink And put up with hardships more than you can think And put up with hardships more than you can think
If I shed all my liquid and let myself dry out I'll shrivel and sleep for some 15 odd years I'd wake up come water and get on with living With time in my pocket to pass by the day
For I am a tardigrade and I'll stay at home I'd not trade it for anything, not a knife, a cup or a throne Well all I want is my shrubbery and my little patch of moss With my whisky in the cabinet And my feet all clothed in socks And my feet clothed in socks
Fiddleford Hadron McGucket
Gravity Falls
Here is a slightly nervous fellow with a knack for building machines. He seems very nice, very knowledgeable, and undeniably American.
Oddly, he has mentioned that Ford was a friend of his. Weather he is still on agreeable terms with the scientist's judgement or not is uncertain.
Fiddleford H. McGucket
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[artist]
If I were a tardigrade I'd move out from home
Why live in the shrubbery when you could have a throne
Pressure wouldn't squash me and fire couldn't burn
These are the things that I never will learn
These are the things I never will learn
I live in the shrubbery for that's all I crave
I don't want these excitements to see me to my grave
I can live life in vacuums for years with no drink
And put up with hardships more than you can think
And put up with hardships more than you can think
If I shed all my liquid and let myself dry out
I'll shrivel and sleep for some 15 odd years
I'd wake up come water and get on with living
With time in my pocket to pass by the day
For I am a tardigrade and I'll stay at home
I'd not trade it for anything, not a knife, a cup or a throne
Well all I want is my shrubbery and my little patch of moss
With my whisky in the cabinet
And my feet all clothed in socks
And my feet clothed in socks
Gravity Falls
Oddly, he has mentioned that Ford was a friend of his. Weather he is still on agreeable terms with the scientist's judgement or not is uncertain.