"Science doesn't care about a person's intentions-- it's the exploration of quantifiable substances via the proper method." ¿ ❢ ✔ [artist]
Still Alive
by Jonathan Coulton
This was a triumph I'm making a note here, huge success It's hard to overstate my satisfaction Aperture Science We do what we must because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead
But there's no sense crying over every mistake You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake And the science gets done And you make a neat gun For the people who are still alive
I'm not even angry I'm being so sincere right now Even though you broke my heart and killed me And tore me to pieces And threw every piece into a fire As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you
Now these points of data make a beautiful line And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time So I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned For the people who are still alive
Go ahead and leave me I think I prefer to stay inside Maybe you'll find someone else to help you Maybe Black Mesa That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance Anyway this cake is great It's so delicious and moist
Look at me still talking when there's science to do When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you I've experiments to run, there is research to be done On the people who are still alive
And believe me, I am still alive I'm doing science, and I'm still alive I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive While you're dying, I'll be still alive And when you're dead, I'll be still alive
That being said, he is apparently close friends with Alphys and McGucket. Thank god there are other scientists in Wonderland to keep this mad scientist in check.
Stanford Pines
¿ ❢ ✔
[artist]
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here, huge success
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
So I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive
Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance
Anyway this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist
Look at me still talking when there's science to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive
And believe me, I am still alive
I'm doing science, and I'm still alive
I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive
While you're dying, I'll be still alive
And when you're dead, I'll be still alive
Gravity Falls
That being said, he is apparently close friends with Alphys and McGucket. Thank god there are other scientists in Wonderland to keep this mad scientist in check.